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I don’t know who would eat just a pat of butter on a blue plate, but Butler Please reminds me of that one shade of blue that looks good on almost everybody and that’s why so many button-up shirts are that color. I imagined a small pat of butter atop a blue plate. This color is best if you imagine it’s “Butter Please,” like I did until ten minutes ago when I looked this color up on the essie website. You can’t get mad at somebody whose nails look like ten tiny suns! 5. I’m too pale to pull off yellow nail polish, but if I was less pale, I would slather this all over my keratin because nothing says, “I know I seem weird but I’m actually really great! I’m just a little shy” like yellow nail polish. The best news is that now my nails can match my chill! I think this shade would look especially nice on a person with grey hair. I’m really glad this is called Cashmere Bathrobe, because it reminds me of my favorite cashmere bathrobe! It’s hard to pick which of my cashmere bathrobes is the best cashmere bathrobe - gosh I have so many - but after laying them all out on the floor of my billiards room and rolling over them in my underwear like I was rolling down a hill (but a flat hill), I found myself, finally, settling upon this shiny grey bathrobe.
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Still, I frequently return Licorice or Black Oynx like an old friend, and we hide in our hoodies together. Then in mid-2014 I decided to change my life and my nails wanted in on the plan. That’s Black Oynx! I wore this color every day starting in 2006. Imagine you are Lindsay Lohan and it’s 2006, or imagine you are Stef Schwartz and it’s today. Naughty Nautical is the color of those fish. Both shores are lined with sand the color of yellow crayons, and there are glittery fish leaping over your canoe in perfect arcs, singing songs from The Little Mermaid.
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You’re on a dream boat with your dreamboat, gliding noiselessly down the river. You’re on a boat but it’s not a real boat, it’s a dream boat. It’s darker than it looks here in real life